MISSING FROM COMMAND. PRESENT IN THE TRENCHES.
NINE LIVES.
ZERO
DISCIPLINE.
The trenches called for backup.
They sent a fucking cat.
$AWOL CONTRACT ADDRESS PENDING
ABSENT
WITHOUT
LEAVE
WITHOUT
LEAVE
PVT. AWOL / LAST SEEN IGNORING ORDERS
01 / DECLASSIFIED
Born to nap.
Forced to lock in.
They gave her a helmet, a radio, and one job: hold position.
She ate the instructions.
Chased a green candle.
And went AWOL.
No master plan. Just an orange cat with nine lives and absolutely no intention of logging off.
FIELD TRANSMISSION / CH. 09FICTIONAL COMMS
COMMAND: WHAT IS YOUR POSITION?
RECEPTION: QUESTIONABLE
9 lives.
8 roundtrips.
Still reporting
for duty.
02 / STANDARD ISSUE
Take the cat.
Leave the orders.
Your field kit. Deploy responsibly.
